CPC Paintball Day






This is Paul demonstrating something. I think it was something about how bad the yellow team was! I don't remember.----------------->>>

Are these girls fierce or what!? "What" you said?

	This guy didn't know he was going to need this prayer time!!! Little did he know that one of our own (we won't mention Dawn's name) would serve up a vicious fatal goggle hit to his right eye. Thus injuring this helpful innocent bystander, and prolonging the inevitable red team's incredible victory (which I believe was a given anyway). P.S. All Yellow Belly team members can email me at AndyDaniels@calvaryupc.org! (obviously a member of the victorious red team!) I will post any lame rebuttals at the bottom of this page.

The excuses yellow team section!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the yellow team, captained by Jeff Jones and Paul Farnham did defeat, and I say soundly defeat the red team which was captained by Andy Daniels and (oh yea the screaming and ever so easy to hit) Jason Pierce.
      We whooped ya'll so bad at times, I heard some red members asking to please let them win, at least one or two, but NEVER, yellow team lives to fight again, lol. As Jason reported to Andy, in the ever so familiar words of Gen. Picket, " Sir I regret to inform you, I have no platoon, we have lost, and lost we have, I humbly apologize, sir."
        To the Valiant YELLOW team members, We came to win, we came, we saw, and we conquered. Long live the YELLOW Team. So for a future thought, red team, ya can run, but ya can't HIDE,   especially behind those trees, and walls, and cars, and boards, and dirt mounds and and and, oh ya get the picture, lol,   we are the champions, and we will remain Victorious
                               One of the Valiant team captains,
                                ***** Gen. Paul T. Farnham, Jr.

WHAT'S THAT I HEAR, DID YA SAY REMATCH,   YEA RIGHT, LOL
BRING IT ON, AND WE WILL TRIUMPH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok buddy...I declare a rematch...and you will be the first hit this time. Right to the shoulder blade!! I also think it very unwise to put biased opinions on that page...considering you were from the red team and there is no one from the yellow team workin on this page...perhaps this should be a joint effort to promote unity and peace in the church and keep another paintball war from happening!
It was cool though...although pics from the actual battles would have been nice! lol.. Later, Tev

see above! (AD)

I take offense to your allegations. (ha ;]) Besides, all's fair in love and WAR. That so called "innocent bystander" was in the line of fire and it goes to show that a girl can shoot just as well as you boys. I'm up for a rematch any time.

I love this church.

Dawn Abshure (one of the glorious yellow team)

Sniper for Jesus; my weapon is his Word.

Red team victory reports!

Uhhhhhhhh...........YEAH RIGHT! They say they beat us by two games but.........of course that was the yellow team counting!

Where on earth did these people go to school? How do they determine that they beat us by 2 games, when I distinctly remember the yellow bellies suffering heavy casualties and drafting many new replacements at the end of the day. Which did not do them much good I might add. If the yellow bellies would like a second chance at the title, I'm sure it would be the Red teams pleasure to add insult to injury.

Shooting referees and wearing padded clothing does not constitute victory, because truthfully the teams were still unfair. Even with these supplements the team needs to recruit some warriors that can help them achieve victory against such a strong and powerful team as the Reds.

Well, better luck next time......yellow bellies...........ashes to ashes, dust to dust.....R.I.P.

Donnie Grider